I Would Like To Personally Torture The Crap Out Of The Inventor Who Designed Cold Capsule Packaging

 

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What kind of psychopath designed cold capsule packaging?  What type of punishment would be enough payback for this rotten bastard?

They should create a new sport at the Olympics- line up a bunch of sick people and see who can get the goddamn capsules out of the packaging the fastest.  We can watch people get frustrated and snap while trying to get them open.

Old people must go apeshit trying to get these little fuckers free.

Somewhere the inventor who undoubtedly got paid bazillions of dollars coming up with the concept is laughing an insidious laugh knowing the pain, torture and humiliation he inflicted upon the world with his diabolical cold capsule packaging patent.

I picture him like Vector in Despicable Me vying to be the world’s number one villain.-

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Sicko.