Poll- Are You As Repulsed By Salad Bars As I Am?

Actual photos from salad bar I encountered (not in Gloucester) yesterday.

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Is there anything more disgusting than those greasy black plastic salad dressing handles oozing with the bacteria from the thousand or so people that had just minutes before picked their noses, wiped their butts, grabbed onto the (almost as skeevy) black escalator hand rail and then handled the very same ladle that you are about to grab to pour on your dressing?   Just typing this and having to re-live it in my mind I’m doing everything in my power not to throw up in my mouth.

Just picture those black plastic greasy handles all smeared with the fingerprints of the thousand or so customers that had handled yhem before you.  Blech.

It’s like a huge science project with a culture of viruses just circulating all over the salad bar petri dish waiting to infect you with the norwalk and other viruses.

There you were trying to do the right thing, and instead of eating the burger and fries you went with the salad.  But what you didn’t take into account was the bajillion or so calories from that thousand island dressing you glopped onto your virus infected petri dish salad.

Might as well do yourself a favor and order the burger next time kid…just saying.