In response to Alicia Cox’ preposterous blog post asking GMG readers if lettuce belongs on lobster rolls I’ll simply leave these photos from people that obviously are not idiots- The Fortnins.

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro
See? The Fortnin family are a sane, rational, god fearing ‘Merican family that knows not to fuck up a lobster roll with anything but a split top roll, toasted or grilled with lobster meat and butter or mayo. That’s it. End of story. Spare me any stupid questions Alicia.

Thank god for the Fortnin family and common sense.

To see Alicia’s post , here’s the link- https://goodmorninggloucester.com/2025/06/21/lets-talk-lobster/

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