
🌧️ 13 SATURDAYS. IN. A. ROW. 🌧️
At this point, we’re not sure if we run a sailing business or a very niche water park with no slides and too much wind. But you know what? We’ve had it. We’re going sailing anyway. Rain or shine. Mostly rain. Probably rain. Definitely rain. You should come with us. It’ll be an experience you won’t forget.
Grab your rain jacket, channel your inner sea creature, and come sail with us this Saturday. We’ll be out there—wet, wild, and waving at the clouds like we mean it. Don’t have rain gear? We’ve got stylish clear ponchos that scream “I sail in all weather.”
☔ Dad’s sail FREE all weekend with promo code DAD25
💸 And in honor of 13 straight soggy Saturdays, take an extra $13 off all tickets with code RAIN
👉 Book now at www.schooner.org
Come make questionable weather decisions with us. It’ll be a splash.
