This will be a twice a year post. They took the gender question down this week. The next post will be a sign that spring has sprung when the question is back. As of this week you can no longer check your package at the Rockport Information Center. Mr and Mrs Bathroom sign has been stored away for the winter.
I’ve made a T-Shirt with this sign but I could not think of something sick and wicked. So I asked my daughter the 13 year old. She said use, “Get Your Package Checked in Rockport, Turn Right”.
Can anyone top that?


I’d really love to know just who was responsible for that cluster of signs and what the hell they truly mean??????
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I won’t tell but I am sure there is one tack out there sharp enough to figure it out. The who part I am unsure.
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C’mon Joey! It’s obvious.
?=Info booth
arrow= where
the woman and the man=Love Shack
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Let’s see Paul…
Your first two posts and you managed to work in your ROD and your PACKAGE.
Can’t wait to see what’s next.
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I had no idea you swung that way Paulie. (not that there’s anything wrong with it) 🙂
Embrace it Paulie! Embrace your rod and your package
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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It was my truck’s rod, and I believe the package that the sign is referring to is tourists who have a question about their, package.
Want another? Well, at first I thought I had blown a seal but that loose rod caused enough racket to rule out a head gasket. This reminds me of the old joke which involved a penguin who had brought his vehicle in for service and while waiting went across the street for iced treats. (Penguins have no fingers and are messy when they eat.) Upon returning the mechanic told him that it looked like he had blown a seal.
The penguin replied, “No, it’s only ice cream.”
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capeannpainter, Joey, Paul Morrison, you just made my day. Those are the replies I love because theyn make me laugh. Oh yeah, you’d all fit in good with the guys I work with. Take care all.
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From a marketing point of view, it’s obvious, really. This is a perfect opportunity to pitch the town of Rockport as a destination for people who are confused as to their gender identity. Sure there are those silly tests you can take online (here’s one: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/sage/) or you could go to a shrink. But why not just come to Rockport. The poor person in this photo had no idea as to his/her gender. We helped. [this a good before picture, but we need an after picture to make the pitch complete]. We can help you too!
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🙂 I’ll get back to you on that “after” photo. Still looking.
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