11 thoughts on “Breaking News! Warning from Wingaersheek Beach!

    1. Really?! What is a Greenhead?
      Greenheads are the most vicious things with wings!
      They will hunt you down and torture you with their bites.
      They will ruin your day at the Beach!
      You will run and try to hide, but it won’t help.
      The only thing that will work is for you to go under the water and then they will wait until you surface
      and unmercifully attack and attack and attack some more.
      They will haunt you in your dreams!
      Basically they are common house flies on steroids.
      Have a nice day at the Beach.

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  1. Are they in swarms? We have biting horse flies and deer flies here in Michigan. I never heard of a greenhead.

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